I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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