Can Purell be used as lube?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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