i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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