I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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