so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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