My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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