I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
