Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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