I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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