I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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