i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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