he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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