How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
one might say we're banned from that church
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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