Operation Purity has been aborted
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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