I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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