I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
