idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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