So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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