Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
