So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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