Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dick very happy bro
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