I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
