Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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