It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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