i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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