I must be too annoying 4 u.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just had sex on a roof
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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