yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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