My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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