Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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