But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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