I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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