elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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