oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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