Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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