I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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