who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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