It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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