he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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