Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
