"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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