what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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