so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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