I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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