I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
