the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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