New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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