she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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