At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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