BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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