She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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