Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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