we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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