i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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