the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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