so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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