The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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