You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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